Sergey is back with another marathon
Sergey is back with another marathon read, because obviously we all have 31 minutes to spare for a story about glorified math operations in . Bravo! Welcome to the thrilling world of , where everyone's favorite pastime is asking, "Why don't we just use Python"
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Well Dweller: Epic Metroidvania With Hidden Depths
Newly launched on 22nd September 2026, heres the Metroidvania romp Well Dweller. Its by one-man indie game creator Kyle Thompson, whos crafted here a brilliant game thats a must for any platforming fans.
Players take control of a bird called Glimmer and must battle across a maze-like labyrinth to save her family from evil humans. With surprising emotional, melancholic depth, its very possibly a masterpiece right here.
Save the Birdos in Well Dweller
Kyle Thompson is a force of ruddy nature. All by himself hes already created the Metroidvania gems Crypt Custodian, Islets, and Sheepo. Well Dweller is definitely the best of the lot.
Its along the Team Cherry side of Metroidvania difficult, punishing, high levels of combat. Last year, and we were very disappointed by its absurd, obnoxious difficulty expectations. As if Team Cherry had lost all track of reality.
Well Dweller is the exact opposite, offering a proper and fair challenge (and this is one tricky game), giving you space to breathe and rewarding your actions consistently. Its a goddamn triumph.
Crucially, it also offers difficulty settings. One of the most obnoxious things about Silksong is its set by default to maximum difficulty (and then some), whereas here you have Easy, Normal, and Hard. So, however you want to play youre catered for (take note, Team Cherry).
The plot plays out like a fairy-tale. A wicked witch of the land has set out to seize all birds, forcing them into hiding. Glimmer and his family live at the bottom of a well, but their lives are upended when a human bastard SOB finds them one day. His family kidnapped, Glimmer goes on a mission to save them.
Armed with a trusty lit matchstick, you head on out and start adventuring in classic Metroidvania fashion.
Although Well Dweller has a slow start, with the first hour or so hinting at whats ahead, once you have some major power-ups the game really opens up fully and realise how magnificent the whole thing is. The sense of exploration vast, plus bags of charm with the characters you meet along the way.
Its melancholic, but soothing, and so very clever with its world building and design. Heres a bit of it in action.
The very best Metroidvania often hit you about two hours in as you realise the extent of brilliance on display. You have a few power-ups and now the world is there for you to explore, whilst youre fully invested in the free-flowing sense of discovery and exploration. Well Dweller delivers all of that in spades.
Overall, you get about 10 hours or so of gameplay. Its not the biggest platformer ever, then, and some gamers may have beef with that. But this is a one-man indie studio and what hes delivered here is incredible. The detailed extent of the sprawling map you have to traverse is a very impressive imaginative feat for one person.
Again, the challenge is what it you want to be (easy, normal, hard), making it a fair gaming experience. And some of the boss battles are a great challenge, with our favourite being the Swarm (an angry batch of bugs). Just really clever with its attack pattern, darkly comical as well.
What else can we add Well Dweller is one of the best Metroidvania of 2026 and we think its going right up into our . And it takes a special kind of game to achieve that!
Well Dweller Also Has a Fantabulous Soundtrack
Kyle Thompsons brother Eric is responsible for Well Dwellers soundtrack. Hes done the music for all of his brothers games, making this a family affair (apt given the plot of Thompsons latest title).
The music reflects the nature of the story, largely melancholic but always melodic.
Its very atmospheric and soothing, too, such as in The Drains (one of our favourite bits of the game).
Youre often floating around on a breeze and avoiding these nasty spike things, with the music turning it into an almost meditative experience (remining us of in 1995).
It often serves more as background music than with other Metroidvania, its happy to sit in there and not demand too much attention. Give the brainpower you often need to get through the game, thats a welcome approach. Its a fine soundtrack.
Savant Ascent REMIX is Fast-Paced Shooty Boom Boom Fun
From the Norwegian indie team D-Pad Studio, here he was Savant Ascent REMIX. This launched on consoles and PC back in September 2023, but got a REMIX upgrade for the Nintendo Switch launch.
Its a punchy arcade shooter type game that moves at a hell of a rate. Excellent for pick-up-and-play shenanigans, it doesnt prey too much on your time, all whilst its increasingly complex mechanics make for rewarding fun and games.
Savant Ascent REMIX
Okay, we wanted to try this one as its by D-Pad Studio. Thats the team behind one of our all-time favourite . Savant Ascent REMIX is a very different type of game, but has many merits all the same.
For less than a tenner, you can get this thing on all consoles and Steam. And you can think of it as an adaptation of 90s style on-rails shoot-em-up type deals.
As the player, you take control of an acrobatic wizard dude. Your goal is to reach the top of a massive tower and, do that, you ride a huge elevator and must blast away enemies as you rise.
The further you get up, and the more enemies you kill, the more power-ups you get (and the more powerful you become). Youll need that as the gets tricky fast, with waves of enemies flooding in from every angle. The controls are deceptively simple and you need to be multi-tasking projectile avoidance alongside your own shooting and the like. Behold!
Its frantic stuff and very compelling. At its best, anyway, as the thing with this sort of game is it can get repetitive. We guess thats out one gripe, although D-Pad does do a great job in shaking up the formula across each level with new and dramatic things.
But you are, ultimately, just shooting stuff over and over. Thats great for short bursts of play, not so much if you want to sit there for two hours on the thing.
Still, its fun and it looks great (that trademark D-Pad Studio illustration style is there). And theres an energetic score to go with things, too, with the work by Norwegian musician Savant (yes hes called that, very apt for the game, eh).
Theres only about an hour of gameplay with the main story, but theres plenty of shooty replayability to this one if you do find yourself addicted. Apparently, a completionist run demands about seven hours of gameplay. Impressive for a game that initially seems rather short.
This was obviously a much smaller project for D-Pad Studio complete. Owlboy took 10 years to make, this one will have been a hell of a lot less! Its good to have the team branching out its library as we also wait for its next game (Vikings on Trampolines).
Yeah, then, Savant Ascent REMIX is damn good fun. Pick-up-and-play excellence that serves its purpose to near perfection.
FunSchweren Herzens abzugeben: Zwei Prachtexemplare (m/w) in liebevolle Hnde abzugeben
Schweren Herzens abzugeben: Zwei Prachtexemplare (m/w) in liebevolle Hnde abzugeben
Hallo Fediverse, uns fllt dieser Schritt unendlich schwer und wir haben die Entscheidung wahrlich nicht leichtfertig getroffen. Wir haben wochenlang geweint, Pro- und Contra-Listen geschrieben und nchtelang in Foren nach Rat gesucht. Aber am Ende muss man sich den harten Fakten stellen. Die aktuelle Situation bei uns zu Hause ist einfach nicht mehr tragbar, das Zusammenleben funktioniert nicht mehr und wir mssen jetzt die Reileine ziehen.
Wir suchen daher dringend ein neues, liebevolles Zuhause fr unsere beiden Prachtexemplare (1x Junge, 1x Mdchen bevorzugt im Doppelpack abzugeben, da sie aneinander gewhnt sind).
Zu den Details der beiden:
Modell: Nachwuchs / Kinder.
Alter: Mitten in der wilden Phase (Trotzphase/Wackelzahnpubertt).
Zustand: Gebraucht, aber gut erhalten. Weisen die blichen Gebrauchsspuren auf: permanente Grasflecken an den Knien, unerklrliche Schokoflecken im Gesicht (auch wenn seit Wochen keine Schokolade im Haus war) und ein extrem hoher Dezibel-Aussto.
Besondere Eigenschaften & Fhigkeiten:
Weitgehend stubenrein: Zumindest, wenn man sie alle halbe Stunde lautstark daran erinnert.
Ernhrung: Eigentlich recht pflegeleicht, solange das Futter aus nackten Nudeln (ohne alles!), Pommes oder Ketchup besteht. Sobald etwas Grnes oder Gesundes den Teller streift, wird die Nahrung komplett verweigert.
Sprachsteuerung: Sie verstehen Deutsch und beherrschen theoretische Grundkommandos wie "Rum dein Zimmer auf", "Zhne putzen" oder "Schuhe anziehen". Die Reaktionszeit liegt hier allerdings bei ca. 45 bis 90 Minuten.
Energielevel: Unerschpflich. Der Akku ist permanent voll. Schlafen wird meistens bis mindestens 21:30 Uhr erfolgreich sabotiert.
Wir haben wirklich alles versucht, um das Zusammenleben zu harmonisieren, aber es geht einfach nicht mehr. Der Stress im Haus ist auf dem Hhepunkt.
Der wahre Grund fr die Abgabe:
Wir mussten schweren Herzens einsehen, wer die lteren Rechte im Haus hat und wer hier eigentlich im Grundbuch steht. Und das bringt uns zum eigentlichen Drama: Unsere Katze hat eine akute, schwere Allergie gegen die Kinder entwickelt!
Sobald die Kinder auch nur den Raum betreten, zeigt der wahre Herr des Hauses hochgradig alarmierende, allergische Symptome:
Akutes, fassungsloses Augenrollen und tiefe, theatralische Seufzer.
Fluchtartiges Verlassen des Raumes mit anschlieendem, demonstrativem Starren gegen die Wand.
Nervses Schwanzpeitschen, das laut Tierpsychologen eindeutig auf eine chronische berdosis kindliche Energie hindeutet.
Pltzliche, selektive Schwerhrigkeit (die Katze hrt das ffnen einer Leckerli-Dose aus drei Kilometern Entfernung, blendet das Geschrei der Kinder aber komplett aus).
Ein Gesichtsausdruck, der permanent sagt: "Warum tust du mir das an Ich oder die!"
Das Wohlbefinden unseres vierbeinigen Knigs geht einfach vor. Wir knnen ihm diesen mentalen Stress im eigenen Revier nicht lnger zumuten. Die Strfaktoren mssen also weichen.
Abgabe-Bedingungen (Platz vor Preis):
Wir geben sie nur an Menschen mit einem sehr groen Garten, sehr starken Nerven und absolut haustierfreien Zonen ab.
Mgliche Tauschoptionen:
Ein lebenslanger Vorrat an Premium-Lachscreme fr die Katze.
Ein neues, beheiztes Luxus-Kratzbaum-Schloss.
Ein schallisolierter Raum, in den sich die Katze zurckziehen kann, falls wir doch mal Besuch bekommen.
Besichtigung und Probekuscheln sind nach Absprache mglich. Bitte bringt zur Abholung ein rztliches Attest mit, das besttigt, dass eure eigenen Haustiere absolut tiefenentspannt sind.
Was showing a coworker the roast side today and she goes "do mine next" I'd already saved my own card to my camera roll, which tells you everything. It's mean in a way that's weirdly affectionate, not a horoscope pat on the head. Fair warning: don't open it somewhere you can't laugh out loud. Tap in and see your own sign get roasted.
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Now that I have seen Bloodlines, I have updated my Final Destination rankings
I just finished another cover video:
Rage Against the Machine, Bulls on Parade.
Brad Wilk played a monster groove on this one.
I had a lot of fun covering it. Its definitely the best mix I have put together. I learned so much doing it.
Thanks for watching.
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Chords are ready. Currently on: En Rigtig Player by Trubaduren & hans Rockband. Time to groove. Transcription:
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Run: Config/Test Loc: Ann Lee Pond Nature and Historic Preserve Date: 2026-09-26 Camera: Ollie Proj: Point and Go
Notes - Figuring out macro mode on the camera.
Probably the worst scare I've had in this game.
I gots scared several times...
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-Le dpartement des troubles
My partner kept telling me my sign's roast wasn't that bad, so I checked it out to prove a point. Reader, I was humbled. It clocked a habit I've been in denial about for years funny in a painful way. I did not need to be seen like that before lunch. Already saved it to send to my brother, same sign, he'll feel attacked too.
A game about fake news and memes
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Doing more DLC at 8pm CST.
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This one's special for me. I've loved this song for such a long time and finally decided to learn it. Explanation below
This is a fun daily game: Catfishing. You guess the...
I painted a little heart on a 4x4 canvas. And decided to remaster some fun colors!
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At some point, some kids began posing for me. It was almost like a small game we played, with them crowding around me, almost threatening to climb on me. In short, it was fun.
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This sign found in Athen's neighborhood called Kypseli, above a shop that is closed since April, says:
"Whatever you want
maybe we'll have it."
Fuck i needed this so bad. Hubby been at work for hours so invited our neighbor over for a few rounds. Havnt felt his cum in me for a weeks so figured it was time for another reminder of what a 46 year old man could do
Moin!
Vorsicht an der Bettkante, bitte beachten Sie die Lcke zwischen Traum und Wirklichkeit!
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